i just call my 2 guitars galveston and retard.
the galveston is my les paul...and thats also its brand.
retard is my flying-v copy,the neck is messed since the people at my guitar shop cant repair right so its way out of tone from frets 10 and up...it tried readjusting the truss rod(made it better than it was but still messed up) and re adjusting my bridge(same as truss rod),so i call it retard.

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Submitted on Mon, 12/03/2007 - 22:18

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Rick

Unusual

Joined: Apr 17 2007

My friend wanted me to name her Roxanne but I was like... Hell no lol

If I were to name her though, I wouldn't want it to be some random junky sounding name

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Submitted on Tue, 12/04/2007 - 00:04

Re: What did you name your guitar?

nozzie

The talkbox guy.

Location: Utah

Joined: Apr 06 2007

I want to name mine Red Shirt or Crew Member 5

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Submitted on Tue, 12/04/2007 - 16:43

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Rembrant

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Joined: Aug 12 2007

Guys. A guitar is never an "it". Always a "she"

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Submitted on Tue, 12/04/2007 - 17:53

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insomniac

games master

Joined: Apr 15 2007

i think ill name her norman

Submitted on Tue, 12/04/2007 - 21:18

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rancidfetus

Classical Metalhead

Joined: Oct 09 2007

I haven't ever thought about it before, but I guess I'll name my classical Baroness Frostbite.

Submitted on Tue, 12/04/2007 - 21:42

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MetalMario702

The Mario of Metal

Location: Rhode Island

Joined: Oct 27 2007

my guitar kinda looks like a sarah....

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Submitted on Wed, 12/05/2007 - 16:11

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eddhead

Rock Distributor

Location: Truman, Minnesota

Joined: Jul 08 2007

I've always called mine "The Spirit of Uranus"....

or "Fran" for short.

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Submitted on Wed, 12/05/2007 - 22:30

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Joined: Dec 31 1969

I'm going to go with ancient names.

Maybe Aphrodite or Wealhþēow. Assuming I could type the latter.

Submitted on Thu, 12/06/2007 - 20:20

Re: What did you name your guitar?

BDawgPHD

The Professional

Joined: Dec 28 2007

I probably won't really name my Les Paul anything. If I had to, I'd name it the Knee, cuz it rocks in the nastiest fashion possible, just like Captain Falcon. So logically, my guitar has to be an "it", cuz being the Knee it's too much man to be a "she", and it would be kind of gay if it was a "he".

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Submitted on Sat, 12/29/2007 - 15:40

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Zeldasbiggestfan

Hey

Location: B-town, Illinois

Joined: Nov 23 2007

Blondie, because it's a blonde color.

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Submitted on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 11:18

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Rembrant

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Joined: Aug 12 2007

"BDawgPHD" posted:

I probably won't really name my Les Paul anything. If I had to, I'd name it the Knee, cuz it rocks in the nastiest fashion possible, just like Captain Falcon. So logically, my guitar has to be an "it", cuz being the Knee it's too much man to be a "she", and it would be kind of gay if it was a "he".

Why not, Les?

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Submitted on Tue, 01/01/2008 - 19:22

Re: What did you name your guitar?

BDawgPHD

The Professional

Joined: Dec 28 2007

"Rembrant" posted:

"BDawgPHD" posted:

I probably won't really name my Les Paul anything. If I had to, I'd name it the Knee, cuz it rocks in the nastiest fashion possible, just like Captain Falcon. So logically, my guitar has to be an "it", cuz being the Knee it's too much man to be a "she", and it would be kind of gay if it was a "he".

Why not, Les?

Because unlike Captain Falcon, Les does NOT rock in the nastiest fashion possible

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Submitted on Tue, 01/01/2008 - 19:28

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Kotex

Location: Oakland

Joined: Jul 23 2007

Hermes.

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Submitted on Sun, 01/06/2008 - 03:35

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Noanzer

Metalhead

Location: America

Joined: Dec 30 2007

Ibanex Gio. I call her Ibanexian.... Yeah I played too much Galaxian that day.

Submitted on Sat, 01/19/2008 - 19:49

Re: What did you name your guitar?

JakeChaos

Joined: Aug 06 2007

I called my acoustic OSP Allison, while my Dean VX is called Amanda

Submitted on Sat, 01/19/2008 - 22:37

Re: What did you name your guitar?

BluePhoenix

give me a dollar

Location: Earth, Universe A

Joined: Jan 21 2008

I have a Raimundo so I just say some random Hispanic name usually with rolling Rs.

Submitted on Mon, 01/21/2008 - 13:01

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Tom Meinderts

Joined: Nov 25 2007

my dean is called deany, my ibanez is cindy :d, and my fender is called becky oh yeah, and my ukulele is uku

Submitted on Mon, 01/21/2008 - 13:14

Re: What did you name your guitar?

MetalMario702

The Mario of Metal

Location: Rhode Island

Joined: Oct 27 2007

maybe i should call my first guitar Bear considering is a BEHRinger XD (bad pun i know)

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Submitted on Mon, 01/21/2008 - 22:27

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Eshado

The Fountain.

Joined: Nov 25 2007

I named it Edgey, ala Edgeworth from Phoenix Wright.
I did it because whenever I replace the strings, I don't cut the excess off and instead I make them stand straight up to a point. Or out to the sides sometimes.

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Submitted on Mon, 01/21/2008 - 22:38

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Noah

Joined: Jan 22 2008

I named my first guitar, my Les Paul, Juliette. I named my foreign affairs guitar Natalia. (I bought a cheap acoustic I can carry around and not worry about, though I still seem to feel bad whenever anyone bumps it on something.) I named my 12 string Sylvia. My newest guitar, my Martin, I named Christine.

Christine is the only name I have given that means something to me.

Submitted on Tue, 01/22/2008 - 16:02

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Jammy XIII

Wielder of the Frop

Joined: Dec 05 2007

My guitar will and always shall be Sasha....my one true friend through lifes miseries.....
...
okay i cant exactly play her spectacularly well but i have had her for 8 years and she has coped just as well (if not better than) me through my school years....
~snif~

oh crud ive got all emotional.....

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Submitted on Mon, 01/28/2008 - 12:59

Re: What did you name your guitar?

L10N

I am the user, Lybaerd

Joined: Feb 10 2008

"Koi Shin"

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Submitted on Sun, 03/02/2008 - 03:32

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Joined: Dec 31 1969

Aphrodite for my Fender and Psyche for my Ibanez.

Or at least until I can find a better example of symbolism.

Submitted on Mon, 03/03/2008 - 11:27

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Alastor

Joined: Mar 09 2008

Err... I have an inofficial, undisclosed nickname for my guitar, which is about to become less undisclosed...

My guitar is a black Epiphone Les Paul Special. Yes, probably the cheapest Epiphone LP guitar you can get. Anyway, there is an Epiphone guitar with these three gold-colored humbuckers, it's called the Black Beauty because, yeah, the Black Beauty is a beauty. So anyway, since my guitar looked a little like this beauty except it wasn't as beautiful, and it was cheap, I decided to nickname my guitar something cheap, and so I went with Black Booty.

...and that's all, folks!

I love my guitar though. I dislike the strings but I'm gonna replace those soon. The LP + the 15W Marshall Amp I have make a killer team, IMO. Not sure why, but Marshalls are kind of my favorite guitar amps.

Submitted on Sun, 03/09/2008 - 20:31

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Darklink557

Joined: Mar 30 2008

I never thought about it but ill name her Sharon

P.S I'm not Ozzy Ozbourne

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Submitted on Sun, 03/30/2008 - 13:48

Re: What did you name your guitar?

BluePhoenix

give me a dollar

Location: Earth, Universe A

Joined: Jan 21 2008

"Darklink557" posted:

P.S I'm not Ozzy Ozbourne

just because you say so doesn't make it true

Submitted on Sun, 03/30/2008 - 18:03

Re: What did you name your guitar?

zerromus

Joined: Dec 04 2007

Sapphire

Submitted on Sun, 03/30/2008 - 21:51

Re: What did you name your guitar?

kyoden

Joined: Mar 15 2008

my electric is called bones and my ovation acoustic is called lucille

Submitted on Mon, 03/31/2008 - 06:24

Re: What did you name your guitar?

anandjones

RomUlator

Joined: Apr 04 2008

I named mine Nugget.

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Submitted on Fri, 04/04/2008 - 23:30

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Maxinger

Joined: Apr 13 2008

Nice thread.. She's called Grace cause shes got style.

Submitted on Thu, 04/17/2008 - 15:44

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Silfrgluggr

Joined: Apr 26 2008

I call my squire Kat...but when i get my new ESP, her name will be Luna

Submitted on Sat, 04/26/2008 - 21:19

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Zalgroth

OMG! He gotta axe!

Location: Places!

Joined: May 03 2008

I've got it! I would name it...

GUITAR.

Sorry if someone already said that!

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Submitted on Tue, 06/03/2008 - 22:34

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twinsnake12

Joined: May 01 2008

Wow..

Creativly different..i guess. Alot of those names (no offenese, no names) look like they were just pulled out of thin air.

Im a real romantic, spiritual, symbolist kind of guy. So a name for anything of mine has to really be a "name". Which can have several definitions:

-An identity for notification, attention, etc... (pretty much a label..)

or..

-A title of importance which pertains to that object/persons own manner of life

Thats just me of course..

And while although my guitar is simply a Fender SquireStrat, it is my first, and I am attatched to it. As well as my borrowed acoustic, a Fender as well.

My green SquireStrat is Peacemaker
My uncles acoustic is Bilbo

They both create the music that defy who i am.

Submitted on Tue, 06/03/2008 - 23:58

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Waladuz

Der Kritiker

Location: Germany

Joined: May 31 2008

If I'd give mine a name then it would be 'Die Verstimmte'. That is German for 'the one out off tune'.

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Submitted on Wed, 06/04/2008 - 00:32

Re: What did you name your guitar?

BooDoo

People

Location: Somerville, MA

Joined: Mar 24 2008

"archard" posted:

LOL I never even gave thought to naming my guitar man... but now that you mention it I'm going to name her Penelope.

That's the name I chose, too! I have a red SG-body guitar that I call Penny

My Strat is Buster and my other instruments are unnamed.

Submitted on Wed, 06/04/2008 - 07:30

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Sinergy

Joined: Aug 05 2007

i have a jackson kelly pro series that i named "La Mamalona"(yeah im mexican)
with pretty much translates to "the awesome one" its kind of a slang word that you can also use to describe a chick that gives a lot of blowjobs... wich is awesome in its own way i guess...and i have bronze warlock that i named Ursula

peace..

Submitted on Wed, 06/04/2008 - 12:04

Re: What did you name your guitar?

SamuraiDanny

Rising Guitarist

Location: Among the Stars

Joined: Jun 18 2008

I call my guitar Persephone, you can see a picture of her in the post a pic of your guitar forum, shes near the bottom of page 5.

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Submitted on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 17:29

Re: What did you name your guitar?

atukomanga

Shiny/Glowy object collector

Location: Orlando, Florida, United States of America

Joined: Jun 13 2008

I'm still trying to name my guitar. I've always considered my guitars, cars, video game consoles, computers (I name a lot of things) girls, but I'm having a hard time naming this one. It's natural starburst Fender American Stratocaster, and I play mostly metal and classic rock, with occasional alt and punk, depending on my mood. Anyone got something original? I've had guitars in the past named Eva, Joan, Samantha, Josephine, Kariana, Katie, and (because the day I bought it came on the same day I bought the game) Yuffie. (and yes, I did copy most of this from my post on Is your guitar a male or a female?)

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Submitted on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 18:45

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Devandra

Dark Jesus

Location: Le Mans, France

Joined: Mar 02 2008

My first classic guitar is called "Winter" because I'm a great fan of Johnny Winter and Edgar Winter.
My acoustic bass guitar is called "Super Nachos". Why ? Because, with a friend, we scream "Super Nachos !" and together, we make an improvisation psychedelic and to finish the solo, we play the E string very loud to make something weird.

Submitted on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 05:47

Re: What did you name your guitar?

atukomanga

Shiny/Glowy object collector

Location: Orlando, Florida, United States of America

Joined: Jun 13 2008

"Devandra" posted:

My first classic guitar is called "Winter" because I'm a great fan of Johnny Winter and Edgar Winter.
My acoustic bass guitar is called "Super Nachos". Why ? Because, with a friend, we scream "Super Nachos !" and together, we make an improvisation psychedelic and to finish the solo, we play the E string very loud to make something weird.

Super Nachos? That's epic! I can just see nachos with bacon, hot sauce, peppers, beans, tomatoes, and everyone's favorite topping...CHOCOLATE! mmmm....chocolate

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Submitted on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 09:57

Re: What did you name your guitar?

Devandra

Dark Jesus

Location: Le Mans, France

Joined: Mar 02 2008

"atukomanga" posted:

Super Nachos? That's epic! I can just see nachos with bacon, hot sauce, peppers, beans, tomatoes, and everyone's favorite topping...CHOCOLATE! mmmm....chocolate

Imagine a nachos dress like a super hero with a Flying-V !

I never eat Chocolate nachos... Should I try ?

Submitted on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 16:24

Re: What did you name your guitar?

atukomanga

Shiny/Glowy object collector

Location: Orlando, Florida, United States of America

Joined: Jun 13 2008

"Devandra" posted:

"atukomanga" posted:

Super Nachos? That's epic! I can just see nachos with bacon, hot sauce, peppers, beans, tomatoes, and everyone's favorite topping...CHOCOLATE! mmmm....chocolate

Imagine a nachos dress like a super hero with a Flying-V !

I never eat Chocolate nachos... Should I try ?

Yes...yes you should...though I forewarn you...only the true chocolate connoisseur will appreciate the fine blend of cheese and chocolate. (in other words, you may or may not like it, depending on how much you love chocolate. ^^)

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Submitted on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 19:42