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You suck at guitar and will never improve, here's why

StrangeJam

Da Manliness

Joined: Aug 23 2009

*insert amusing thread here*

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 21:54

guetaminute

sag my pants yo

Location: lumberfucks

Joined: Jul 26 2011

Good point, now it's all clear to me.

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Lol bronies.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 21:57

Lemoncobbler

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Location: SoCal

Joined: Dec 22 2010

damnit sj I indeed clicked on the thread based on my own insecurities and the title.
it was a moment of weekness

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 21:57

StrangeJam

Da Manliness

Joined: Aug 23 2009

yes yes. this thread is designed to make one face their inner demons

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Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 21:58

Hakoria

Laon King

Location: gmt+1

Joined: Apr 03 2011

http://www.gametabs.net/forum/topic/12180

Lemoncobbler said

damnit sj I indeed clicked on the thread based on my own insecurities and the title.
it was a moment of weekness

weakness*, another thing to be insecure about!

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:01

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

You have been neglecting your diet.

I know what you're thinking!

"How can a diet make me better at guitar?"

Well idiot, you probably don't know that 95% of muscle memory is dependent upon how many liters of MDMA are coursing through your brain.

That's why I'm here to help you out. Give me a call at 928-651-4689 to reserve my new prototype MDMA drink I like to call MONSTER DRIVE MEGA ACCELERATION JUICE.

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Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:01

defeatu

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

defeatu

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:01

in this thread we discuss

StrangeJam

Da Manliness

Joined: Aug 23 2009

in this thread we discuss what makes us weak. AND DESTROY IT.

nah not really.

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Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:04

^Oh lol I did that to rins

Hakoria

Laon King

Location: gmt+1

Joined: Apr 03 2011

^Oh lol I did that to rins before >:

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:05

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SalemJenet

Joined: Sep 22 2011

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:06

hakoria you make me so sad

Lemoncobbler

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Location: SoCal

Joined: Dec 22 2010

hakoria you make me so sad

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:13

I'm monitoring this thread.

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

I'm monitoring this thread.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:18

Step 1: Stop having fun. gee.

StrangeJam

Da Manliness

Joined: Aug 23 2009

Step 1:
Stop having fun. gee.

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Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:18

Re: hakoria you make me so sad

Hakoria

Laon King

Location: gmt+1

Joined: Apr 03 2011

Lemoncobbler said

hakoria you make me so sad

you're welcome >: ?

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:19

I heard quitting guitar helps

karathrow

Joined: Oct 26 2010

I heard quitting guitar helps you improve.

amirite.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:21

Re: hakoria you make me so sad

Lemoncobbler

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Location: SoCal

Joined: Dec 22 2010

Hakoria said

"weakness*, another thing to be insecure about!"

just this, damnit you

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:23

A man walks into a bar Race

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

A man walks into a bar

Race warrrr

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:25

and then i put on my robe and

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

and then i put on my robe and wizard's hat

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:26

I'm overwhelmed to talk to

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

I'm overwhelmed to talk to everyone today.

Talk to me on IM ([email protected])

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:28

NO TALK TO

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

NO TALK TO ME
[email protected]

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:29

A man R walks into a bar to

Hakoria

Laon King

Location: gmt+1

Joined: Apr 03 2011

A man R walks into a bar to have a few drinks (no shit sherlock).
The bartender asks R, "What'll you have?"
R says, "Surprise me."
He shows R a picture of the latter's wife naked.

oh snap no racism!

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:30

FUCK OFF CUNT

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

EDIT: Dear Jacob,

FUCK OFF CUNT

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:30

Re: FUCK OFF CUNT

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

theres no reason they cant share us
unless you dont want me to see what you have under the hood
are you that insecure?

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:32

SJ is too insecure to

Hakoria

Laon King

Location: gmt+1

Joined: Apr 03 2011

SJ is too insecure to crossdress.

True story.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:34

I am super insecure about the

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

I am super insecure about the hood I live in.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:35

Re: SJ is too insecure to

Lemoncobbler

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Location: SoCal

Joined: Dec 22 2010

Hakoria said

crossdress.

not gonna lie hakoria I was lurking the photo thread a while ago and I had no fucking clue if you were a guy or girl because of you cross dressing
:X

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:40

Re: SJ is too insecure to

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

all that really matters is that you're attracted to it

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:42

Yeah, if I hadn't know

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

Yeah, if I hadn't know beforehand through linsey I may have made a horrible mistake.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:42

linsey has excellent man-dar

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

linsey has excellent man-dar

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:44

mhmm

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

mhmm

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:44

I convinced lins I was an

Hakoria

Laon King

Location: gmt+1

Joined: Apr 03 2011

I convinced lins I was an adult female for approx 2 to 3 years.

The shock of the truth being revealed is the reason she sought refuge and comfort on gt's IRC.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:47

You would, but then again I

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

You would, but then again I can't imagine that being hard for you.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:47

gametabs: come for the

Lemoncobbler

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Location: SoCal

Joined: Dec 22 2010

gametabs: come for the tablature, stay for the legs

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:47

Every time I see your

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

Every time I see your signature portrait I get the direct impression that you either busted a sick ass beat or pulled some crazy korean breakdance routine.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:50

Lemon makes me miss Tequila.

Hakoria

Laon King

Location: gmt+1

Joined: Apr 03 2011

Lemon makes me miss Tequila. No problem though, I'll be able to enjoy some once holidays start and I'm back with people I knew in luxemland.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:53

thinking of changing the text

Lemoncobbler

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Location: SoCal

Joined: Dec 22 2010

thinking of changing the text on it to "THUG LIFE"
for all those fucking drive-bys I do in my cute little blue saturn

Tequilla eh? I posted it on FB and all my friends were like "IRIEEEE SMOKE WEED ERREYDAY" fucking socal kids man
should have thought of that before I did that color scheme eh...

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:55

Pupils seem dilated, eyelids

Hakoria

Laon King

Location: gmt+1

Joined: Apr 03 2011

Pupils seem dilated, eyelids almost closed, blank but chilled cool expression, and there's green.
Don't see why they'd relate this to weed, weird friends you've got there. Drugs are bad mkay.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 22:58

Do they even smoke weed? I'm

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

Do they even smoke weed?

I'm reminded of when me and my roommate were outside of a smoke shop after he bought cigarettes.

This buggy black dude poked his head out of this really shitty car (not even all the way, like big white eyes and partial mouth exposed) and was like "HEY NIGS"

"yeah?"

"You ever herd of GOD'S GIFFFT?"

"nah man"

"U WANT ANY BRO"

"nah man"

FUCKING GAMESTOP

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 23:00

its just the red yellow green

Lemoncobbler

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Location: SoCal

Joined: Dec 22 2010

its just the red yellow green and black color scheme
I wish I got payed big money every time someone printed bob marley with irie colors in my silk screening class

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 23:00

im thinking of making my own

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

im thinking of making my own fft portrait you visionary you

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 23:03

I has no art skillz plz gib

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

I has no art skillz plz gib me monies

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 23:05

I think Lemon should do all

karathrow

Joined: Oct 26 2010

I think Lemon should do all of our avs FFT style.

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 23:07

@surreal they all do. I only

Lemoncobbler

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Location: SoCal

Joined: Dec 22 2010

@surreal they all do. I only know a handful of people at my school who don't smoke weed. most of them are actually really sick, but god theres this one fucking ex-horse girl (you know how the girls who liked horses when they were young always grew up to be apeshit crazy?) who wears the irie fucking wristband, has a red yellow and green backpack, too many piercings, wants to be a tattoo artist, and on top of all this got in trouble for trying to make a pipe/piece out of clay in our sculpture class.
they're all rich white kids too.

jacob do it do it

Submitted on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 23:07