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Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

Sincerely,





I've got balls balls balls

Ranulf

I will not join your gametabs.

Joined: Oct 15 2009

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All Heil to the king Baby ! !

Pasto

Eat your Pasta ! ! !

Joined: Mar 25 2009

All Heil to the king Baby ! ! !
I Want this gaaaaaaaaaaame !

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"Pasta Is Good For You" - The Pasta Guy

Fucking YES. Its been too

lonlonJT

Joined: May 17 2011

Fucking YES.

Its been too long, Duke.

the game has pretty great

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

the game has pretty great dialog so far, but i only managed to get one screen shot of something good
http://i.imgur.com/FMnxQ.jpg

this also made me raff
http://i.imgur.com/vtsV2.jpg

Re: the game has pretty great

Ranulf

I will not join your gametabs.

Joined: Oct 15 2009

So... is the game good or what? I need something to pass time until Skyrim. Rent or buy?

It's gotten unanimously awful

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

It's gotten unanimously awful ratings.

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/reviews/2011/06/duke-nukem-forever-review-...

it makes you feel dirty. Every time I put the controller down, I felt the need to rub my hands on my jeans as if the game were making me physically dirty. It's like watching your uncle tell racist jokes at Thanksgiving and praying someone has the guts to tell him to cut it out, but this time it's interactive—and you're the uncle.

It's the sort of game where you get an achievement for picking up poop out of a toilet.

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Auriplane!!

Well... that's disappointing.

Ranulf

I will not join your gametabs.

Joined: Oct 15 2009

Well... that's disappointing.

http://www.1up.com/reviews/du

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

http://www.1up.com/reviews/duke-nukem-forever-review

When the humor isn't bad it's outright revolting. Remember the kidnapped women in the second episode of Duke 3D? They're back, but this time they scream in a combination of pain and ecstasy as they're raped and impregnated. Two of them -- who had given Duke oral sex earlier in the game -- beg him not to dump them and promise to "lose the pregnancy weight." The player can then choose to kill them on the spot or watch them scream as they suffer a painful death -- exploding with their alien babies.

I will not be playing this game :-)

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Auriplane!!

Re: http://www.1up.com/reviews/du

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

auriplane said

http://www.1up.com/reviews/duke-nukem-forever-review

When the humor isn't bad it's outright revolting. Remember the kidnapped women in the second episode of Duke 3D? They're back, but this time they scream in a combination of pain and ecstasy as they're raped and impregnated. Two of them -- who had given Duke oral sex earlier in the game -- beg him not to dump them and promise to "lose the pregnancy weight." The player can then choose to kill them on the spot or watch them scream as they suffer a painful death -- exploding with their alien babies.

I will not be playing this game :-)

waaaaat, i havent gotten to that part yet
duke is supposed to be about saving babes!

Did you really pay for this

karathrow

Joined: Oct 26 2010

Did you really pay for this game Jacob =.=

I was amused when I thought it was just pseudo misogynistic camp.

This game has no redeeming traits. It's pure shit and I saw a clip of the alien hive shit...absolutely do not want

Re: Did you really pay for this

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

karathrow said

Did you really pay for this game Jacob =.=

I was amused when I thought it was just pseudo misogynistic camp.

This game has no redeeming traits. It's pure shit and I saw a clip of the alien hive shit...absolutely do not want

Jacob31593 said

surreal said

Video gaming is now 90% sensationalist garbage and 10% actuality. I may as well be watching FOX news. Enjoy spending your money gentlemen.

people still buy things!?