AquaKnight

Joined: May 26 2010

on 3/20/2011 we hit our landmark of 200+ quotes from our users in the gametabs IRC channel.
here are our first 200 quotes without any context whatsoever.

enjoy.

TOTAL QUOTES: 200
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<Rex> because i'm a girl you silly :|
<Rex> so, I've waited all the day for lightning to struck the underwire in my bra
<archard> a frenchman always needs his butt handy
Vic9mm said: its ture ida benn gone she took out like 3 kids before had what was that fat ass asian kid gonna do
<Rex> i'm stalking her right now
[19:20:30] <@StrangeJam> my laptop [19:20:32] <@StrangeJam> gets so hot [19:20:39] <@StrangeJam> I have to stick my cock inside of it
[19:20:43] <+Jacob31593> my laptop [19:20:45] <+Jacob31593> gets so hot [19:20:55] <+Jacob31593> it causes europe to halt air traffic
[01:04] <Dark_Symphony> YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT SO FAT THAT...
[20:45:46] <@surreal> WOLOLOLOLO
[21:44:59] <@AquaKnight> IM BLUE DA BO DEE BO DA DA BO DA BO DEE DA BO DA
[17:17:02] <@McFly> i'm that fag
[18:41:59] <@TurtleShoryuken> ima fucking kill you [18:42:05] <@TurtleShoryuken> in a friendly game of anagrams
[15:30:23] <KnightServ> i am a slave to no one [15:30:27] <KnightServ> brb being a slave to AquaKnight
[18:18] <Maikoi> OM NOM NOM WAFFLES
[18:59:29] <&LOLINOM> SPRAY MY INSIDES WITH YOUR SEMEN
Maikoi> K-ON is just too good for you to grasp ~
<Dark_Symphony> I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER YERSTERDAY AND...
<RexLeRouge> I use a goat to tickle my foot spider
<SpiderTemplarius> Knight is always in so good mood
[16:57:19] <&Jacob31593> i feel like i should be getting mad tail [16:57:36] <&Jacob31593> LOBSTER TAIL
[17:06:48] <SpiderTemplarius> HAHAHA THAT FACE IS SO FUNNY LOL
[13:37] <Maikoi> I once dreamt I was a male ninja
<StrangeJam> FUCK YOU GUYS I CAN DO A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
<&archard> do it faggot
<StrangeJam> that will rock your cocks
<KnightServ> Quote recorded.
[00:46:27] <&archard> this song makes me want to go up to random people and headbang violently
<Maikoi> muhahahhaha
<AquaKnight> fucking japanese women is my dream
[21:16:17] <tiganior1> What's it called when you run up to someone [21:16:35] <tiganior1> You don't know and completely out of nowhere climax?
[18:59:53] <&archard> fapfapfap
[19:03:48] <&Jacob31593> fap
[22:58:44] <AquaKnight> this is my o face
[16:44:49] <StrangeJ> I can only think with my cock
[18:30:03] <&Jacob31593> when i lose my virginity i want the final fantasy 4 boss theme to be playing, even if its only the bass
[21:25] <KnightServ> <KnightServ> Quote recorded.
<tiganior1> They made beans moe
[18:09:38] <AquaKnight> i'm a chinese girl
[20:37:43] <&Jacob31593> we all fap to guro lolis being tortured by super buff anthropomorphic horses [20:38:02] <&Jacob31593> its the only thing that can get us excited anymore [20:38:06] <&Jacob31593> that and miles davis
[15:15] <Jacob31593> i climaxed
[15:48:38] <Kabukibear> I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAAAAAAL
[15:48:52] <Kabukibear> I WANNA FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIIIIIIIDE
[15:50:25] <RexLeRouge> hentaibear
[20:31:55] <@surreally> SO I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER AND
[20:31:55] <~StrangeJam> who's fapping
[20:32:42] <%Noki> I WAS FAPPING TO SJ :[
[20:32:55] <@surreally> I was fapping
[00:20:31] <&KnightServ> 8. Confuscious Say: He who ------ in church, sits in own pew.
[12:06] <Maikoi> oh fuck this!
[13:48] <Maikoi> fffffffffffffffffffuuuuckkk
[14:04] <Maikoi> fuck
[21:28] <Jacob31593> what are you crazy cats up to
[20:48] <SakuraMaxX> WHY DO DANCING ANIME GIRLS COST SO MUCH
[17:49] <SJ> stfu you mexishit
[19:09] <plane> one time i picked up a snail and put it somewhere else
<nateygaga> dizzamn
[22:14] <@nateygaga> id kill for a blu-ray
[17:30] <Jacob31593> KAH NNNNNN[17:30] <kevinsano> KAHN[17:30] <tiganior1> KAAAHHNNN[17:30] <kevinsano> KAAAAAAAHN
[16:37:58] <&Jacob31593> what did you fap to
[16:38:27] <Kabukibear> my perversions have reached a new level
<&SakuraMaxX> Kirino makes me extra hard
<&angelnate> im not gay... im more like part girl
[00:07] <AquaKnight> !porn
[18:15:22] <Maikoi> LOLl
[20:40:22] <Technodrone> do they burn and freeze vaginas
[16:39] <KnightServ> AquaKnight cast maikoi for 69 damage.
[16:48] <KnightServ> tiganior1 cast salt for 999 damage. [16:49] <tiganior1> Salt beat snails mo'fugga
[16:47] <Maikoi> bro
<RexLeRouge> I'll satisfy you
[15:23] <AquaKnight> http://i44.tinypic.com/2rp7kme.gif a summary of all women
[15:22:30] <&Jacobgaga31593> i would not hesitate to stick my tongue in her butthole
[16:26] <RexLeRouge> I just pwned zombies like a chef
[19:13] <&tiganior1> http://imgur.com/furYQ.png
[16:36] <Shiratsuyu> When the snow hits the ground, it's already melt
[16:45] <tiganior1> THIS IS QUOTE 75. QUOTE 75 IS THE BEST QUOTE. MY QUOTE IS IN CAPS, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
[21:31] <KnightServ|Down> SakuraMaxX cast nyan for 3 damage.
[19:46:29] <KnightServ> fuckNapsJam cast ChanceCast for 996 damage. IT HAS BEEN DEFEATED
[18:47] <KnightServ> fuckNapsJam cast lolis for 1 damage.
[21:50] <Jacob31593> i love stephen colbert in a homosexual way
<@Kabukibear> I'm NORMAL when it comes to this place
[18:03] <Kabukibear> I irrigate my colon with tobasco sauce
[20:40:23] <KnightServ> AquaKnight cast aginor for 999 damage.
[19:31] <Maikoi> fear me
[19:30] <KnightServ> Maikoi's weapon of choice is: A sexy whip.
[16:42:38] <&Jacob31593> why do you think the mexicans shape pinatas like donkeys [16:43:27] <BluePhoenix> because the government wont let them beat real ones anymore
[18:58] <RexLeRouge> DON4T COME CLOSER OR ILL BARE MY BELLY
[17:45] <Maikoi> *pokes rexlerouge* [17:49] <Maikoi> off to sleep now
[16:20:12] <@Maikoi> lolol
[15:22] <Maikoi> french people aren't crazy, they're simply faggots..? XD
<AquaKnight> les français ne sont pas fous, ils sont tous simplement fagots
[15:24] <RexLeRouge> I'll shove a baguette up your ass jam <3
[16:26:] <Maikoi> are there so many of me saying things out of context!!
[15:37] <@Maikoi> *thinks of the times noki hugged me*
[13:47:24] SakuraMaxX [[email protected]] has changed topic to "Jacob31593 experiences "The pleasure of being cummed inside""
[13:46:37] <&SakuraMaxX> oh Maikoi is an innocent loli
[13:46:21] <Maikoi> I swear [13:46:23] <Maikoi> how can I be innocent!
[14:59] <natalienmn> i used to drink, but now i rarely do... i prefer safer things like crack and heroin
[16:36] <Multi> @google pineapple semen
[15:56:58] <Maikoi> you play electro fag?
[15:54:33] <Maikoi> let's rob ak of his guitarvirginity
[16:14:49] <Maikoi> even I know what ecchi is!
[15:59] <Maikoi> I got the ps3 for free not long after it came out[15:59] <natenmn> you must know how to work it, mai
[16:16:54] <@RexLeRouge> aqua strikes again
[16:42:40] <&Jacob31593> I HAVE THE HORMONES OF A 17 YEAR OLD IF I WANT TO PICTURE SOMEONE TOPLESS I'LL FUCKING DO IT
[15:06:19] <Maikoi> I'll kill the person that quotes this @[email protected]
[14:22] <Maikoi> *thinks of eric*
[14:09] <Maikoi> when we're next to each other I just can't focus
[15:05] Maikoi I've never kissed before hehe
[20:34:] <RockHoward> <TrangLoL> who the hell is taylor swift? <---
[16:02:02] <Maikoi> noki and sj are having 400 babies.
[15:18] <SpiderCookie> nate I want you
[22:42:39] <Kiku> "I fucking love this song. I want to rip my dick off, turn it into an audio file and have sex with the song using my now digitalized-audio dick."
[15:31:49] <RexLeRouge> nate strikes again
[18:44:12] <&Jacob31593> vote up the comment about getting a boner
[18:44:42] <&Jacob31593> i want this music to play the next time im chewing someone's anus
[19:32:10] <Technodrone> flying whiile fucking a nig
[19:49:33] <KnightServ> 6. Acronym Soup: LMC? [19:49:39] <&Jacob31593> lick my cock
[21:59:11] <@SakuraMaxX> !cats TITS
[22:02:42] <BluePhoenix> like that time i was having sex with this girl and my dick kept hitting the back of her throat
15:36 <Mirtrius> my G string must be haunted
16:48 natalienmn increase your lolicock by 2 whole inches!!
[16:21:19] <@natenmn> lol now i have an ad for women looking for guys XD
[19:19:02] <+Technodrone> sarah palin once was hot [19:19:14] <@natenmn> now he is a man
[19:28:15] <@natenmn> im jk techno, i cant see your penis through those silky shorts
[20:54] <&Jacob31593> jacking off is so much work
[19:28:45] <&Jacob31593> i wish my boobs could bounce like that
[19:29:32] <sjgroupie1> damn i forgot my mom was here [19:29:37] <sjgroupie1> and she saw me watching it
16:41] <Kabukibear> I deleted all my porn
[16:41] * Maikoi gives Noki 3 birthday kisses~[16:41] <Noki> yaaaaay ~[16:41] * RexLeRouge drools[16:41] * Jacob31593 climaxed
[16:29] <@She-Nate> you can ustream yourself sleeping like one of those japanese pervert animes
(5:03:41 PM) [email protected]: *slowly takes off his moogle suit*
[18:32:27] <Maikoi> lol shit
[18:33:06] <Maikoi> is this a fetish of yours!
[18:34:05] <Noki> yay /o/ *touches bewbs*
[18:38:40] <Noki> okay~ *touches AK's bewbs*
19:04 Kabukibear "LET MY EYE FUCK YOU, LICK IT, LICK MY EYE"
[18:32:47] <@Vic9mm> wanna touch my bewb rex?
[16:46] <RexLeRouge> don't forget to roll it up in tape or it'll explode when you'll ejaculate
[17:46:20] <@RexLeRouge> don't forget to roll it up in tape or it'll explode when you'll ejaculate
[18:31:09] <natenmn> the man scent that emanates from your blanket opening?
[18:53] <natenmn> actually it would be social commentary about how i like that girl playing the mmo, but unfortunately due to genetic circumstance and god's hatred i was born gay and cannot get her to look at me other than a goofy friend that gives advice on how to give good bjs
[16:02:16] <@RexLeRouge> my cock was so hard he broke his pinky
[15:52:42] <&Jacob31593> would you mind licking the sweat under my arms while you're at it?
[16:48:25] <@RexLeRouge> GIMME A GOOD BJ
[21:46] <Jacob31593> now shut up and ravage me
[16:37] <MaiToy> that i can buy you with money, linsey
[20:07:28] <natenmn> i meat her
[16:07:24] <Maikoi> jeanette would mean something like pussy/gay/wuss
[13:57] <natenmn> *slurps maikoi's soup*
[11:14] <Maikoi> you should be 69 with SJ! [11:14] <Noki> wtf are you thinking you perv
[13:52] <Maikoi> *grabs and runs off*
[13:52] <Maikoi> you can put it in my hand and I will make sure it meets its desination.
[13:51] <natenmn> hey mai! i found your nipple! where do you want me to put it?
[13:42] <natenmn> how is sperm made inside of my testicles?
[13:16] <Maikoi> AK WHATEVER YOU DO[13:16]<Maikoi>DONT COME[13:16] <Maikoi> NOT TODAYyyy
[18:28] <natenmn> she was totally playing hard to get but threw out a bunch of subtle signs and a crapload of innuendo :P [12:14] <Maikoi> you totally had the right idea then
[13:43] <Jacob31593> ok i'll confess[13:43] <Jacob31593> i came first you guys[13:43] <Jacob31593> it was me[13:44] <Maikoi> I don't doubt it[13:44] <Maikoi> XD
[15:07] <Maikoi> nate.....[15:07] <Maikoi> I think[15:07] <Maikoi> I just grabbed something
[15:14] <Maikoi> I'd rather just eat it
[15:05] *Maikoi gets some*
[16:28] <karathrow> Im so slow at swapping positions
[19:29] * &Jacob31593 comes 19:29] * @RexLeRouge sticks tongue
[19:39:43] <Technodrone> are there any gay black people in here
[19:40:43] Technodrone throws hammerbros at rex while raping noki
[19:41:15] <Technodrone> stop fucking quoting me dammit
[16:29] <natenmn> as his belly shook like a bowl full of semen
<natenmn> all the blood from my brain is usually pooled into my penis
[22:16] <Technodrone> !gimages yaoi
[23:42] <musenji> "coming out of conversation: when ladies are so turned on by nate talking that they orgasm"
[00:29] <RexLePierre> MAD BEEF 360X2
[19:34:28] <natenmn> it looks like sj's penis
[01:11] * natenmn bats eyelashes
[18:34] <Noki> I cant come
[18:28:24] <Noki> odear *cums*
[18:31:47] <&Jacob31593> i want to do it in a field of dead grass [18:31:53] <&Jacob31593> with gnats flying into my ass
[18:32:41] <&Jacob31593> that was the day that nate came in and i told him i wasnt wearing any underwear
22:25 BiffTanen janette = gay
22:39 <AquaKnight> mailboxsex is not gay sex
[22:46:30] natenmn uses level 4 limit break Omnisexuality
[15:36:59] natenmn proudly displays his boobs for everyone, just in case
19:40 <natenmn> so like i wonder what the first person to drink milk from a cow's udder nipple was thinking
19:41 <natenmn> "hey bro check it out! we suck on our mom's tits, so watch this! oh fuck its awesome, lets add chocolate!"
[18:45] <natalienmn> Maikoi,would you be interested in havingan asexual relationship with a girlin which you flirt all the time andtake showers together but never scissor?
[20:36] <natenmn> lmao so i thought linsey was keeping him from falling in the dream, linsey thought she was saving him from disconnection, and lee thought they were about to have intercourse XD
[18:55] <@Maikoi> you would do it with female pubes then jacob?
<natenmn> lmao so i thought linsey was keeping him from falling in the dream, linsey thought she was saving him from disconnection, and lee thought they were about to have intercourse XD
[19:22] <natenmn> So, this hasgone from moral ethics of races,to hentai phenomena, to pubes, tofrench toast, to circumcision, tofemale circumcision, to Quote 185,to physics, to female underwear,to sushi, to spicy things, tophysical masochism with spicy/hotappliances.
[19:25] <natenmn> I love to doindecent acts with propane andpropane accessories on myself.
[17:07] <natalienmn> thats why the sexual revolution was so popular
16:55 <BacardiBreezer> so when I knocked it on the ground, I proceeded to beat the living fuck out of it with the squeegee
(5:30:07 PM) (sn) Plane: what is a womb if not a pod
[17:55] <BacardiBreezer> lol semen does smell
[19:47] <nateygaga> who cares how you play guitar when you have breasts
[21:09:17] <@BacardiBreezer> she said she doesnt remember anything about sperm
[21:58] <@natenmn> I still love to do indecent acts to myself with propane and propane accessories
[16:37] <Kabukibear> *weather guy flips a coin* THERE'S YOUR GODDAMN FORECAST RIGHT THERE
[16:40] <Kabukibear> probably the same odds of you getting laid if you keep that shit up
[16:34] <Maikoi> "i am lesbian" -> "ik ben lesbisch"
[16:01] <Noki> I accidentally pulled Maichan's pants down D:
[15:04] <Jacob31593> strangejam im naked [15:04] <Maikoi> w-what
[15:06] <Maikoi> then keep your hands off my pants! ;(