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Rap battle

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

I was watching some funny rap videos today so I thought I start a battle here. Hope you'll respond cuz these things can be really fun. Anyway, I APOLOGIZE for lines 4 and 5, I don't mean any disrespect to anyone. It's just supposed to be funny, that's all. And I specially apologize to auriplane for the 6th line, again, no disrespect meant, it's just that I know a certain person will probably crack himself up on this one. :)

Yo what's up people, here's kanshiketsu MC
my guitar skills are awesome, you must've heard about me

I'm the great guitar picker from the land of Croatia
My skills are so tight, make yours look pale just like a geisha

I'm the real God of war, Kratos's just a shit-stick
I could take down Olimpia with just half of my dick

Yeah you can call me gay, I don't care about that
I'll slide trough all your girlfriend, in 5 minutes flat

And don't mention my mother, cuz your's a whore
she had more random encounters than Final Fantasy 4

So go ahead and make fun of me, cuz I grow my nails
Well at least I ain't a gay bassist who worships snails

I'll nail you poor bastards, you Warcraft fairies
my dick is like Sephirot's sword, and your butts are Aeris...

your rhymes are weak and your

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

your rhymes are weak and your disses impotent
you cant hope to win bitch i am the exultant

coming in here after being awoken
someone has gotta show you yous a joke in

mah, forums, yourums, myums, youchum, getsome

taking no effort to show you the way -
maybe you'll be on my level some day :O

Hahaha... Man... XD Ok, here

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Hahaha... Man... XD Ok, here goes...

Man, you're so geek, it's just too damn scary
I've checked some of your words, they're not even in the dictionary

So you think your smart, cuz your words are fancy?
I met your dad yesterday, he was dressed like a girl and they called him Nancy

Yeah, maybe I will be on your level some day, but no, wait,
it's impossible, I'm not gay

"coming in here after being awoken"
I'll cum into your mouth bitch, before you have spoken :O :O

I like snails La la la

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

I like snails
La la la la
Lalala
Snails!!!

...

Whales!!

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Auriplane!!

Re: Hahaha... Man... XD Ok, here

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

kanshiketsu89 said

Yeah, maybe I will be on your level some day, but no, wait,
it's impossible, I'm not gay

Phoenix: Objection! The witness has contradicted his own testimony!
Judge: Oh really? And what piece of evidence did he contradict?

I'll cum into your mouth bitch, before you have spoken :O :O

Phoenix: Take that!

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Auriplane!!

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SalemJeanette

Save Your Tears.

Location: Popular Land.

Joined: Jul 03 2009

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23:33 Vic9mm said: its ture ida benn gone she took out like 3 kids before had what was that fat ass asian kid gonna do

Little J.

Oh god I challenge any of you

Frogma

Joined: Jun 25 2008

Oh god I challenge any of you to watch this without laughing. Keep an eye out for the host to occaisonally feel up one of the judges.

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"Frogma is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!"

Re: Oh god I challenge any of you

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

HAhaha... I lost... I loled my ass off... XD