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Re: Sheesh, I go outside for 10

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

auriplane said

Sheesh, I go outside for 10 minutes, and there's no response to my post when I get back. What is the forum coming to?

You could have waited for another minute...

Do you have a moustache auri?

RexLeRouge

IMPACTO

Joined: Aug 15 2008

Do you have a moustache auri? :o

I can draw one on, if you

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

I can draw one on, if you like.

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Auriplane!!

Hey, won't I get a "thanks"

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Hey, won't I get a "thanks" for complementing your bass skills?

Re: Well, the Internet sure is a

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

kanshiketsu89 said

Well, the Internet sure is a weird place. Never thought I'd call a girl gay... XD At least now I get why you wanted me to draw Goku in a pimp suit... But you actually did arouse my suspicion once, when you said that snails are "cute". You don't hear a dude use that word, but I thought, nah, I can't be. But you know, if you're a girl than you're actually the best female bass player I've heard. Girls usually suck at anything that's not a piano or a violin, but I've seen some of your bass covers a couple of days ago and they're really good. Now all that there's left is to find a girl who's good at guitar. Still haven't seen that one. :D

Oh man, where to begin? Geesh.

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Auriplane!!

Guess not...

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Guess not...

Not likely!

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

Not likely!

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Auriplane!!

Lol, see? You're really

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Lol, see? You're really boyish at times... :D Anyway, that's it from me for today. Gonna read some manga and go to sleep. 'Night folks.

yeah so boyish, thats why i

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

yeah so boyish, thats why i thought she was a guy and hit on her all the time, if only i knew, so many wasted months :(

Re: yeah so boyish, thats why i

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Hahaha... Man, I'm shading tears here. Hilarious.... XD XD

It's boyish not to proffer

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

It's boyish not to proffer thanks for an insult? Hmmph.

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Auriplane!!

Insult? Now you've got me

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Insult? Now you've got me wrong. I said that girls usually suck at playing anything but the piano, but that you rock with your bass. So where's the insult? Anyway, I went to sleep half an hour ago, so I can't reply anymore... XD

and men suck at doing the

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

and men suck at doing the laundry

Naw Jacob, you just have to

musenji

Joined: Feb 02 2010

Naw Jacob, you just have to play loud, testosterone-inducing music and think of the laundry as your opponent.

"Oh yeah! I just ROCKED those t-shirts! That's right pants! I'm coming for you next! You don't want this. Yeah I see you runnin'. What. WHAT."

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Re: and men suck at doing the

Vic9mm

The Fingerstyle Mechanic

Location: Dallas Texas

Joined: Aug 27 2008

Jacob31593 said

and men suck at doing the laundry

pfff speak for yourself I do my laundry just fine.

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Re: Why Frogma? Did gymnasts get

Frogma

Joined: Jun 25 2008

kanshiketsu89 said

Why Frogma? Did gymnasts get bullied in your school?

It's like the equivalent of ballet. I assume you pay out male ballet dancers. It implies they are gay.

Lol and since it is you I'm talking to I feel I should add the disclaimer that I am not calling you gay right now. Although someone who gets so paranoid about being called gay is probably...

musenji said

Naw Jacob, you just have to play loud, testosterone-inducing music and think of the laundry as your opponent.

"Oh yeah! I just ROCKED those t-shirts! That's right pants! I'm coming for you next! You don't want this. Yeah I see you runnin'. What. WHAT."

ohh whats this? A blue t-shirt... IM GONNA GO COLOUR-SAFE ON YOUR ASS SO THAT YOU DON"T FADE YOU MOTHER-FLIPPER. AND IF YOUR WHITE FRIEND THINKS HE CAN ESCAPE MY WRATH MY BLEACH WILL END HIM. THEN IM GONNA FABRIC SOFTEN THAT SUCKA AND PUT HIM BACK WITH THE REST OF MY SHIRTS TO SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE.

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"Frogma is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!"

Re: Why Frogma? Did gymnasts get

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

Frogma said

Although someone who gets so paranoid about being called gay is probably...

"LOL" ;-) Okay, since kanshi doesn't even realize he insulted me, I guess I can respond in detail.

kanshiketsu89 said

Well, the Internet sure is a weird place. Never thought I'd call a girl gay... XD

I am gay.

At least now I get why you wanted me to draw Goku in a pimp suit...

'Cause pimp suits are awesome. I have a pimp suit, complete with a huge black hat with pink frills, a cane, and a cloak.

But you actually did arouse my suspicion once, when you said that snails are "cute". You don't hear a dude use that word, but I thought, nah, I can't be.

Boys can and do call things cute.

But you know, if you're a girl than you're actually the best female bass player I've heard. Girls usually suck at anything that's not a piano or a violin

Ouch!

but I've seen some of your bass covers a couple of days ago and they're really good. Now all that there's left is to find a girl who's good at guitar. Still haven't seen that one. :D

Ouch!

Also, there are a lot of girls who totally kick your ass at guitar. Jennifer Batten for example.

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Auriplane!!

and so the stream of truth

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

and so the stream of truth jets out of its container, like a snail strapped to a snaily jet of truth jets, ready to explore the final frontier that is the truth, also snails

[email protected]_v

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

[email protected]_v

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Auriplane!!

*waits for a quip about

surreal

Eric: tank,godlike

Location: Arizona

Joined: Jan 04 2009

*waits for a quip about asians now.*

Re: *waits for a quip about

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

wow she sucks

am I the only one that thinks

BluePhoenix

give me a dollar

Location: Earth, Universe A

Joined: Jan 21 2008

am I the only one that thinks that the bass makes that Vai song?

Re: Why Frogma? Did gymnasts get

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Lol, sorry auri if I insulted you. But you know, it's kinda true. This Jennifer Batten really DOES kick ass (and there are also some awesome female classical guitar players out there like Ana Vidović) but generally speaking, girls usually don't reach the levels that boys do. In guitar for instance, they usually just play some basic chords. But since they're usually awesome singers, they make up for it. On the other we guys (who suck at singing :) have nothing else left but to push our playing skills further. Lol, that actually may be the whole philosophy behind it... XD Anyway, you can say what you like but you don't see a lot of girl shredding or playing hardcore classical stuff like, idk, Asturias. So don't get offended, it's just like saying that Brazilians are better soccer players than idk, let's say Australians. There will always be exceptions but that's the general truth. And as for playing, you ARE an exception, cuz you're way above the level of most girls. I just said that most (most, not ALL) girls don't play too well, but that you sure do. And I'll stick to that. So if you're still offended then I give up.

Re: Why Frogma? Did gymnasts get

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Frogma said

Lol and since it is you I'm talking to I feel I should add the disclaimer that I am not calling you gay right now. Although someone who gets so paranoid about being called gay is probably...

Lol, I had that one coming, didn't I? XD

lets use this topic to post

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

lets use this topic to post all the stereotypes we can possibly think of

Hahaha... XD How this one

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Hahaha... XD How this one then? Gays all have AIDS... :D

Solo fingerstyle guitarists

Parhelion

Joined: Mar 02 2009

Solo fingerstyle guitarists are butthurt that they have no friends to play with.

;_;

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Re: Solo fingerstyle guitarists

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Parhelion said

Solo fingerstyle guitarists are butthurt that they have no friends to play with.

;_;

Lol... I play the electric guitar as well so no problems there. :D But you know, you can have a band if you're a fingerstyle guitarist. John Butler Trio is a fine example.

Re: Hahaha... XD How this one

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

kanshiketsu89 said

Hahaha... XD How this one then? Gays all have AIDS... :D

Here, have some AIDS

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Auriplane!!

Re: Why Frogma? Did gymnasts get

Frogma

Joined: Jun 25 2008

kanshiketsu89 said

it's just like saying that Brazilians are better soccer players than idk, let's say Australians.

You almost had me you sneaky racist/sexist/ageist/guitarist rat. Australians are far better than Brazil at soccer. Timmy Cahill will destroy them in 4 years time.

Also how about them ukelele players eh? Could they possibly smoke any more mary jane?

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"Frogma is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!"

Re: Why Frogma? Did gymnasts get

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Hahahaha... Don't tell me you're Australian Frogma...? XD It figures though. Australia is the frog paradise... :D But maaaaan... I give up. I can't make a single statement without upsetting someone... I hereby announce that I'm never gonna make any kind of statement anymore. It's just all "careful, considerate and politically correct empty talk" from kanshiketsu from now on. There... You guys (and girl, ESPECIALLY girl) took away my soul. Satisfied now?

gaytarist

BluePhoenix

give me a dollar

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gaytarist

LOL, if you're really worried

BacardiBreezer

My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!

Location: NE Ohio

Joined: Aug 16 2010

LOL, if you're really worried about it, if people judge you by your nails, they aren't worth your time. Speaking of gay, I haz a crush on auri O_o

Re: LOL, if you're really worried

kanshiketsu89

Anime Clef

Joined: Aug 13 2010

Yeah, that's my line too. And lol, if you have a crush on auri then there's nothing wrong with you. :D

Re: lets use this topic to post

musenji

Joined: Feb 02 2010

Jacob31593 said

lets use this topic to post all the stereotypes we can possibly think of

Sony, Toshiba, Kinyo, Yamaha, ..totally going off the top of my head here. Kenwood?

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Re: lets use this topic to post

Jacob31593

Location: Tampa, FL

Joined: Jan 04 2009

musenji said

Jacob31593 said

lets use this topic to post all the stereotypes we can possibly think of

Sony, Toshiba, Kinyo, Yamaha, ..totally going off the top of my head here. Kenwood?

winning so far

Re: LOL, if you're really worried

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

BacardiBreezer said

LOL, if you're really worried about it, if people judge you by your nails, they aren't worth your time. Speaking of gay, I haz a crush on auri O_o

Heeee

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Auriplane!!

Re: Why Frogma? Did gymnasts get

auriplane

Joined: Sep 06 2008

kanshiketsu89 said

But maaaaan... I give up. I can't make a single statement without upsetting someone... I hereby announce that I'm never gonna make any kind of statement anymore. It's just all "careful, considerate and politically correct empty talk" from kanshiketsu from now on. There... You guys (and girl, ESPECIALLY girl) took away my soul. Satisfied now?

Maybe I need to spell this out for you. Did you not notice that I play guitar?

You stated that 1. you'd seen my videos, 2. you hadn't seen a good female guitarist, implying that 3. you didn't think I was very good! Well, I'm not going to argue (I do kinda suck), but it IS an insult. And while I don't really care too much, I'm not about to thank you for it!

In any case, you don't have to be "politically correct". That implies you're making insightful commentary, but need to censor it because the truth is offensive. But guess what? Your "observations" aren't. You haven't been part of the world long enough to make accurate observations, but you're drawing conclusions *anyway* based on insufficient information, so it's no surprise they're kind of ridiculous. I mean, "girls are good at singing but guys aren't so they play guitar"? Wow.

Are there more good male guitarists than female? Absolutely. You know what else? There's also more terrible male guitarists than female. It's a hard instrument. You absolutely can make demographic generalizations that are true, or at least aren't obviously false. You've just failed to do so.

Anyway, don't censor yourself for my sake! It doesn't really bother me if you say silly things. But don't be surprised if I argue, 'cause I like arguing ;-)

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Auriplane!!

and with that this thread

Vic9mm

The Fingerstyle Mechanic

Location: Dallas Texas

Joined: Aug 27 2008

and with that this thread dies.

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